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Red Flag Video #10 - Mike Chisek


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You know that whatever you think is going on here is not what is going on here.

 

Mario:  Hold on, it's right here..

<hits wrong button>

Michael: go back one, you're on Google now.  No, that other button.  now click.... NO, click the other....

Mario:  this one?

Michael: No, the red one that says Youtube.

Mario: wait, wait, my signal is crap, I've got like one bar.

Michael: turn on the wifi.

Mario: where's that at?

Michael: Slide down the top and then...<Mario interrupts>

Mario:  WAIT, wait, it's coming in, I got it. <fumbles with the audio>

<30 seconds later>

Michael: that's it, you wanted to show us a cat rescue a puppy?

Mario: Yea, pretty cool huh?!.

 

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You know that whatever you think is going on here is not what is going on here.

 

Better than if I was involved:

"Hey, someone just sent me a link to the first footage released from _Star Wars: The Force Awakens!_"

[click]

" o/~ NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! o/~ "

>:)

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Or, hook up with the homeless guy near the track, he's got wifi.

 

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Homeless guy:...<thinking> I wonder what Mario Andretti is looking at on his phone... <mumbles> I'll bet it's cat videos.

<fart sounds>

Homeless guy:...whoa...whoa...WHOA... how the hell did I end up on BING?!?!  <thinking> this is bull cookies, if I wanted to set BING as my default browser I'd have done so...asshats.

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really?

 

Id say yeah for sure a few. My dad races with us and doesn't have a smart phone. Barely uses his flip phone.  

 

I will be waiting for a good time to tell him about this as it will ruin his day. He will be yelling at the clouds for the rest of the week likely too!  

 

But in seriousness it's probably a pretty easy work around to ensure he doesn't have to pay to get into the track on race day. 

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I want to poke fun at the dumbphone users and the phoneless but honestly I envy your style. So let me shead some knowledge on you cowboys. I have been to ~25 chump races and have never needed my membership card. You will be fine. 

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