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Frying Gizzard Motorsports International LLC currently has a once in a lifetime exciting opportunity for one lucky, extremely talented and deep-pocketed driver who also brings an impressive resume to drive with the finest team in the history of Chumpcar. One Daytona team seat is open for someone to drive the 801 and 802 BMWs (you will be driving both cars).  Considering all applications submitted via me private message.  National sponsorship, professional driving achievements, attitude, how your girlfriend looks in yoga pants, sense of humor, as well as beer-drinking skills will all be carefully evaluated.   Previous Formula One experience a plus. 

 

http://insidetrack.blogs.news-journalonline.com/11892/local-frying-gizzards-motorsports-wins-daytona-chumpcar/?tc=ar

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8 hours ago, bcakes said:

National sponsorship, professional driving achievements, attitude, how your girlfriend looks in yoga pants, sense of humor, as well as beer-drinking skills will all be carefully evaluated.   Previous Formula One experience a plus. 

Will exceptional applicants get a discounted rate?

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If you gotta ask... this isn't for you.

 

//////The only question you need to be asking is routing information for sending us your bank wire. 

 

Right now we are pouring over in inbox which is impossibly jammed with FIA team-manager endorsements, Youtube in-car video links, sad stories about terminally ill family members, and spandex clad lady-buttocks photos at a furious pace.  The competition is way more intense than any we have ever encountered in this race.

 

Keep the replies coming please.  We are experiencing high caller volume and will try to get to all applications in the next couple of days as we work our way through the pile.  Please be patient.

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