wvumtnbkr Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 This is supposed to be a thread where all of the fast teams can give their quick input on how to win Chumpcar races. I haven't been to the top step of the podium for almost a year, so I will defer to the forum..... #1) Run race gas. This is a must in order to podium. In fact, even with a stock engine this will make your car immediately move up the standings. #2) Hire Randy Pobst to drive your car for the entire race. Clone Randy so that he doesn't get penalized for not taking the 1 hour off between stints. #3) Get an MR2 and put a Camry engine in it. It would be helpful if you are only 5 feet tall. #4) Run all of the AERO! All of it. Talk to GWR. (this is the only actual thing that might help you actually win races....) #5) Swap in a JDM engine (especially if you are running a cavalier and the engine is identical in every way). This is sure to make you either EC or win. With this 5 step process, you are guaranteed a trophy (even if you actually finish in 27th place). Yep, I think that sums up the forum for the past month or so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDChristianson Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 You left out 1. Start a sarcastic thread on the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E. Tyler Pedersen Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Run a 60 degree van motor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvumtnbkr Posted October 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Crank Yankers Racing said: Run a 60 degree van motor Hasn't won yet. Close, but no cuban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatsunRod Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 6. Wind tunnel testing your E30 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kentite Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 7. If your car is FWD swap the trans to get better gear ratios but don’t claim a diff change on top of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technical Advisory Committee Ray Franck Posted October 31, 2017 Technical Advisory Committee Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Dude take the ez road run for the board ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron_e Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Kentite said: 7. If your car is FWD swap the trans to get better gear ratios but don’t claim a diff change on top of it. Don't forget to swap in a JDM as well because they are only a "little" bit different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mender Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 4 hours ago, wvumtnbkr said: Hasn't won yet. Close, but no cuban. It won in a Fiero, what's the issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
espog Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Dont forget to be a pro racing team cause they win every race they are in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvumtnbkr Posted October 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 6 hours ago, mender said: It won in a Fiero, what's the issue? Oh snap! I had a little tunnel vision there. Sorry for the slight. It was non intentional! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogtired Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 8) E36. Them's the Shizzle Yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommytipover Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Don't forget all the coolers and radiators... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mender Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 9. Find a car with the smallest fuel tank so you can blame that when you don't win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr1vlet Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 10. Avoid racing in the SE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racer28173 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 3 hours ago, gr1vlet said: 10. Avoid racing in the SE Race out west. Odds can be 5 times better than Daytona (because there are only one fifth the number of cars) When we are done with all of this fun, we are going to delete this whole thread, right? Don't want to scare off newcomers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csadn Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 28 minutes ago, Racer28173 said: When we are done with all of this fun, we are going to delete this whole thread, right? Don't want to scare off newcomers! "Don't tempt me, Hugo!" >;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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