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First cave man to 2nd cave man:

“I don’t care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows. The glaciers are receding, and the sea level is rising. Pretty soon we won't be able to get back home over the land bridge, and there's going to be mass extinctions of woolly mammoths, sabertooth tigers, cave bears, ...”

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3 hours ago, mender said:

After we got married, our meals got better once she figured out the smoke alarm wasn't a timer. 

Lmftfy...  our meals got better once i started doing the shopping and cooking....  not funny, but true....


Oh well, she is an engineer that races cars.  C ant win em all!

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