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When I was in Team Viper / SRT group, a surprise assignment was to meet at a local mall just after lunch one day. About a half dozen of us were told to buy tickets to the original 'The Fast and the Furious' movie. Afterward, we walked out thinking "Man that's a whole different world they were living in..."

We were then told that our next assignment was to build a Neon for production that would fit in with that crowd.

Fun times.

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1 hour ago, mcoppola said:

When I was in Team Viper / SRT group, a surprise assignment was to meet at a local mall just after lunch one day. About a half dozen of us were told to buy tickets to the original 'The Fast and the Furious' movie. Afterward, we walked out thinking "Man that's a whole different whole they were living in..."

We were then told that our next assignment was to build a Neon for production that would fit in with that crowd.

Fun times.

Wait, you guys built a jz powered neon?  Did you need to overnight parts from Japan?  How much naaawwwzzzz did it have?

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4 hours ago, mcoppola said:

When I was in Team Viper / SRT group, a surprise assignment was to meet at a local mall just after lunch one day. About a half dozen of us were told to buy tickets to the original 'The Fast and the Furious' movie. Afterward, we walked out thinking "Man that's a whole different whole they were living in..."

We were then told that our next assignment was to build a Neon for production that would fit in with that crowd.

Fun times.

Thus the neon srt4 was born? That’s a neat story!

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A hooded robber burst into a Kansas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door, a brave Kansas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.

The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak.

Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Kansas tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you."

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I did a heritage test today, and I'm Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish. I could have gotten 100% Scandinavian but I didn't Finnish in time.

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Girl approaches a Giant Buddha Statue and says "I want to be able to tell my man by a tattoo of a Dragon on his arm"

Second girl walks up to out do the first & says " I want to be able to tell my man by a tattoo of a Dragon on his chest"

Third girl walks up to out do them both & says "I want to be able to tell my man by his Dragon on the ground"

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